On & Hong: ".Why are you introducing yourself to us?"Ĭale: *confusion* IT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY AND YES tcf You're not serious are you?" Basically Every Other First MeetingĬale, planning his next scheme: "From now on, I am a good person." Litana: *watches as Cale single-handedly saves her Jungle once again* "Excuse me?" The Sun TwinsĬale to Jack when he wants to use him: "I will help you, after all, I am a good person who helps people."Ĭale to Hannah when he wants her to trust him: "So I am a double-faced bastard, and revenge is a dish best served brutal and bloody."Ĭale when he includes them in his plans later: "What are you even talking about? Of course I'm a bad person." *proceeds to overthrow the tyranny of the Empire and the Sun Church* Litana: "Oh what a humble and generous man!!"Ĭale when speaking to Adin: "Yeah sure, we are the same. huh?" Queen LitanaĬale when he wants Litana to give him magic stones: "Payment? Why, of course not! Saving people is just the right thing to do, isn't it? Let's take care of the fire." Tooka: *watches as Cale heals his people and sends reinforcements* "Uh. I just wanted to own a cool tower."Ĭale during the war with the Empire: "You should be careful whom you trust, you know. I am gaining absolutely no profit from this. Raon: ".Human, why are you so weird?" Alberu CrossmanĬale when he wants to get away from the Crown Prince: "Your highness! It's such an honor to meet you! The shinging sun of our kingdom-!"Īlberu: "Why are you talking like this.?"Ĭale when they form a business partnership: "Here, I'm selling this dead mana to you and no I don't do discounts."Īlberu: ".You're not even gonna blackmail me for being part Dark Elf?"Ĭale: "Why would I when I can legally make money off of you? I'm an opportunist after all!" *proceeds to help the Roan Kingdom numerous times*Īlberu: *begins to trust him despite his trust issues* ".Just what is up with this bastard?" ToonkaĬale when buying the Magic Tower: "Of course I'm willing to destroy it in a year. But just so you know, I am not a good person." *proceeds to raise and spoil him* I won't take care of you."Ĭale when he grudgingly accepts his company: "Okay, you can come with me.
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I just wanna be a slacker."Ĭhoi Han: *watches as Cale saves everyone at the Plaza* ".I'm sorry, what?" Raon MiruĬale when he changes the plot so a Dragon doesn't rampage: "You're free now. Come with me, I'll feed you too."Ĭale when he wants Choi Han to trust him: *under the Vow of Death* "I'm trash, you know. I am not a good person." *proceeds to help everyone* Choi HanĬale when he wants to avoid getting beaten up: "Oh poor kittens, let me feed you. The Greatest Cale-rony The irony of how Cale TALKS versus how Cale ACTSĬale when he scams people: *bright innocent smile and proclamations of pure intent while scheming behind the scenes*Ĭale when he befriends people: "Don't trust me. He's actually the most op of them all tcf
Don’t like that.”Īnd then he flipped the whole country over. Like damn Cale, that’s being a ‘kingmaker’ in the most comprehensive sense and then some.Ĭale really looked at the Empire (the only one on the continent by the way) and went, “Hm.
He selects Rex as his ‘leader of the people’, gives him stateship homework (chapter 165), and makes him the new acting king.Īnd of course the new religious leaders-Holy Maiden Hannah and Saint (soon to be Pope) Jack-are also Cale’s people who he has rescued, sheltered, and enfolded into his massive found family.
He picks the new leader of alchemy out of the slums just barges into his house, tells him to sober up and shape up, and installs him as one of the not-empire’s new main power players. He destroyed the Alchemist’s Bell Tower, killed the tower master, deposed the emperor and the entire imperial family, and replaced everyone in power with his hand-selected and groomed candidates. He needed to do that in order to fill them with his own people so that he could restructure the entire place.] (chapter 224) [Cale planned to destroy the Empire and the church from the bottom up. In Molden Kingdom he exposed a shitty monarch and let a legitimate heir take the throne, but he flipped the Empire over completely. Okay but what Cale did to the Mogoru Empire is literally so funny when you think about it though.